My Interesting horoscopes today

I love to look at my horoscope...I get 3 of them delivered to my inbox every day. A general one, a work one, and a "slam" one.

For today: (Gemini)

Here is your AstroSlam
for Sunday, March 8:

Your friends laugh as you stumble through life. Seriously, your crap is hilarious. If you're ever confused, and you are, be sure to ask for advice from your friends. They're comic geniuses.

The AstroSlam one always make me smile.

Dear Gemini,
Here is your horoscope for
Sunday, March 8:

There's no need to take much of anything seriously today -- you've got plenty going on, but it's just the kind of day in which you can take a break and just enjoy the superficial pleasures of life.

I am working an 8 hour shift today...do you think my customers will care if I follow these guidelines?? LOL!